Trees Hate You

After a peaceful picnic in the woods, you set off for home—simple enough, right? Think again. The forest has other plans. What starts as a calm hike quickly turns into a chaotic, unpredictable journey where the environment itself seems determined to mess with you at every step.

This isn’t your typical precision platformer. Instead, it’s a rage-inducing experience built around clever traps, unexpected gags, and perfectly timed surprises. Every path looks safe—until it isn’t. Every step forward could trigger something ridiculous, frustrating, or downright humiliating.

The trees aren’t just part of the scenery—they’re your biggest enemies. Twisting your expectations, setting up sneaky tricks, and constantly catching you off guard, they turn even the simplest movement into a challenge. Just when you think you’ve figured things out, the game flips the script and reminds you who’s really in control.

Designed to keep you laughing and raging at the same time, this adventure delivers non-stop surprises without ever feeling repetitive or boring. It’s unfair, unpredictable, and sometimes completely absurd—but that’s exactly what makes it so addictive.

Can you outsmart the forest… or will it break you first?