Not the Bee

What a time to be alive

Not the Bee is a humor-based news, entertainment, and opinion site. It also happens to be the greatest website on the planet. And now, it's the greatest app on the planet. Stick the Not the Bee app on your home screen and flip those notifications on and your life will improve immediately and dramatically. What a time to be alive.

- Browse our hilarious takes on the craziest news stories.

- Share and bookmark your favorite articles.

- Customize and sync your preferences across devices.

- Log in for access to members-only features like our fully functional social network.

- Amazing new features coming soon. We're always cooking them up.