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Cops Jokes

1.0 for Android

DerSoft

The description of Cops Jokes

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Examples of jokes
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A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"

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  • V1.0 3.5 MB APK

    Cops Jokes

    2015-08-20

    Cops Jokes 1.0 (2)

    Update on: 2015-08-20

    Uploaded by: Kyaw Zay Yar Tun

    Requires Android: Android 2.3.2+ (Gingerbread, API 9)

    Signature: 358f1a92fd1dff5ce9a5f077b11e138439d5dfdb Cops Jokes 1.0(2) safe verified

    Screen DPI: 160-480dpi

    Architecture: universal

    File SHA1: 077e820536f22f0fc93d55db893ced109be334a0

    File Size: 3.5 MB

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