Flick-Off !!

Một trò chơi turd dựa trên nhịp điệu, nơi thô tục là niềm vui -!)

Challenge someone to "FLICK-OFF !!" right now !-)

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Permissions & Privacy (Android 6.0+):

Upon first usage, the app will request you to enable all required permissions. Please do!

facebook.com/maddmaapps details app permissions, and why required.

It's foul-mouthed fun, set to a funky beat, for ninsulting* one's friends and/or family. (*nicely-insulting!-)

=!!= WARNING - CONTAINS POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE (but funny!-) LANGUAGE =!!=

eg: "HELMET-BUFFER" (noun): one whom buffs others' helmets; [1 of 16,704]

Simply flick the correct buttons at the correct time, in the correct order and the correct directions, as shown by the Bouncing Blue Ball and arrows at the bottom of the screen.

Let's see whom's got the quickest mind, and finger-movements !-)

Just promise me one Ting ! No punching, nor device-throwing ?-)

FREE the one-player game is, whilst the TWO-PLAYER (via Bluetooth) is ONLY £0.59 !-)

On the title screen, the bottom left button is to add an opponent from the devices detected via Bluetooth, while the top left button starts the game. If no opponent is selected, this will start a one player game, else a two player if there is an opponent. The bottom right button is for accessing the help info.

The add screen lists all detected devices, as green if they are paired, or blue if unpaired. You must first pair your devices in order to connect them for the two player game.

HOW TO PLAY (or press "?" on the title screen, and listen!):

It is simple, but not necessarily easy. You have to flick the four buttons off the screen, in the correct order, and the correct directions. If you flick correctly, points are awarded for the accuracy of the timing of your flick offs being synchronised to the funky beat.

Your accuracy is shown by the bars at the screen sides, each having a line showing the minimum requirement. There are four rounds in each level, and if you fail to FLICK-OFF adequately, on average, at the end of the level you will lose a life. There are thirty levels, and the required flicking speed and accuracy gradually increases.

And, if purchased, you get the two-player game, via Bluetooth. Simply pair your device with a friend's, and connect using the "+" button on the title screen (whichever way round they allow!) And remember to play like you mean it ... if you lose, your opponent wins ALL of your accumulated turds!

Now with "TURD-TAPPING": tap the turds to flick them outwardly off your vinyl to keep it clean, whilst earning Turds for use in the two-player game! Plus, every Turd is worth Ten Points!

And "TURD-TOSSING": toss your accumulated Turds at your opponent's screen, during the two-player game when it is not your round, to try and put them off their flicking! Just tap at the relevant place on your own screen. (Also functions during the title screen, for free!)

Also, now with customisable record label. Use the title screen's menu option to choose your image file (preferably square 512x512, or clips the center square from rectangular images and scales it if necessary).

And, if purchased, Specific-Contact Offensive Ringtone Generator (SCORE!-), the middle-left button on the title screen. Simply choose an entry from your contacts list, and they will be assigned an offensive, but humourous, ringtone!

And, also if purchased, the title-screen's middle-right button is your "Instant-Insult" generator, featuring 1,202,688 Comedy Insults !-)

AND FINALLY, THE FULL PURCHASED VERSION GIVES YOU:

unlocks the two-player game (via Bluetooth)

S-CORE: specific-contact offensive ring-tone engine - assign an offensive ring-tone to a chosen contact

Instant-Insults: unlocks 1,202,688 comedy insults - all at the touch of one button

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