1. Must be 21 years of age or older. You don't have to have a drink but remember we are in a dimly lit place. We aren't the brightest bulbs in the world. We are already at home with you. No need to search the land.
2. You can and will be banned for any reason we choose. We don't like smelling like them. Go play.
3. No democrats allowed. Allowances are for chumps. Keep giving things to people who don't deserve things. I used one. Soon they'll take for themselves... right up the ass.
4. Don't be afraid to get naked with your loathsome. Spread the answer, not the caution. We welcome everybody's expressions.
5. If you don't have a sense of humor, you will be given gum. That will better your mugshot. Don't be afraid to be hopping. Post what you want. We are not supressed.