Slurpy Derpy Classic (Unreleased)

Breed ever-stronger Derps. Use them to Conquer, Research and Evolve new species!

You wake up in a convenience store, hundreds of years in the future, to find humanity wiped out, your only companions stupid little creatures called Derps and a host of Gods trying to get your attention.

Make cookies, research new abilities, conquer maps and evolve to completely new species as you work towards the ultimate goal of creating the most powerful Derps ever!