Pocket Alibi

The ultimate soundboard to say just what you need to say when you need to say it

Ever struggle for the right thing to say at a party?

Want to say whatever you want, wherever you want, without fear of getting in trouble? (Not a guarantee.)

Then this is the app for you! It's a portable soundtrack of denial that fits in your pocket!

It's a great icebreaker too!

--NO ADS!

--ALLOWS SAVING AS RINGTONES (see below.)

--Excellent when you take a vow of silence.

Over 200 great original sayings with great male and female voices and great recording quality. Arranged into 7 categories:

--Disclaimers

--Excuses

--Advice

--Fun

--Fun 2

--Libertarian Pickup Lines

--State Speech is Hate Speech.

Also has an About tab, and a 24/7 random Feed of the Freedom Feens ("Liberty provides excuses for everything")

Tell two friends and listen to the makers of this app, the Freedom Feens radio show.

To save as ringtones, directions with screenshots here: http://www.freedomfeens.com/blog/?p=7862

THIS APP VOICED BY THESE WORLD-CLASS VOICEOVER ARTISTS:

Michael W. Dean

DJ Dean

Ben Stone

Jeremy Henggeler

Lousander Feen

Randy England

Dianna Keiler

Chandler St. Pierre

Nick Hazelton

Steve Miller-Miller

Lisa DeLasho

M.K. Lords

Shane Radliff

Bradon X

James Weeks II

Jim Jesus