Paywall Ninja

Are you good at not paying for stuff? How good?

The game is simple: DON'T PAY FOR THIS GAME.

An impossible journey to avoid paywalls, get content for free, and help destroy quality journalism as we know it.

A text adventure with real world, real life consequences. (Which means if someone else pays your bills, they are not going to be happy you played this game.)

The whole thing is playable without spending a single dime. But can you solve the vague, poorly written, totally unfunny tests? Do you have what it takes to enjoy the challenge and never, not once, fall victim to the hundreds of devious enemies (paywalls) you face?