Office Tycoon: Work Stories

So here's the deal.

You're the boss of an office now. Congratulations. Nobody voted for

you. HR is suspicious. The intern keeps calling you "dude." But the

corner office? That's yours.

Office Tycoon is an idle office tycoon game about running

the kind of workplace you've always wanted — one where the coffee

machine works, the printer doesn't jam, and you can fire Gary

whenever you want. Gary knows what he did.

HOW IT WORKS

You start with a desk, a chair, and a dream. Also one employee. He

seems fine. He's not. But you'll figure that out in about ten

minutes.

From there, you hire people. You fire people. You upgrade their

computers so they stop using "the system's slow today" as an excuse.

You build new departments. You expand to new floors. Slowly,

beautifully, you turn a sad little startup into a corporate empire

that your ex will see on LinkedIn and regret everything.

The money comes in even when you close the app. You know — like a

real executive. Go to your actual 9 to 5 job. Suffer through a

meeting that should've been an email. Come back. Stacks of cash

waiting. It's called leadership.

THE PEOPLE YOU'LL MEET

Every office has its characters. So does this one.

There's the intern who is way too excited about everything. The

senior employee who's been here for 15 years and will tell you

about it. The guy who microwaves fish. The woman who owns the

office. The guy who thinks he owns the office. Karen from

accounting. There's always a Karen.

You will love them. You will also fire some of them. This is

business.

FEATURES, OR WHATEVER

- Idle tycoon gameplay, because you have a life (allegedly)

- Hire and fire to build your dream team, or at least a functional one

- Upgrade everything — desks, departments, the suspicious break room

- Unlock new floors as your company tycoon empire grows

- Story events that are somehow both ridiculous and relatable

- A prestige system for players who want to restart and dominate again

- Offline earnings, because Wi-Fi is a human right but not always available

- Live events with themed offices (yes, there's a Halloween one)

WHY THIS ISN'T JUST ANOTHER OFFICE SIMULATOR

Most office simulator and business simulator games play it safe.

Spreadsheets. Charts. The crushing weight of late-stage capitalism

rendered in low-poly 3D.

We went a different direction.

Office Tycoon is a workplace simulation game that knows

it's a game. The art is bold American cartoon. The jokes are in

every corner. The characters are people you've worked with, except

now you can assign them to the IT department as revenge.

Think of it as a fun office simulator made by people who have had

jobs. Real, terrible, wonderful jobs.

One last thing. The office is empty. The intern is asking for

"guidance." Someone already used the last of the creamer.

Your dream firm is waiting.