I just learned this new song
Miss Suzy had a Steambo the steambo had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven the stumbo went to
Hello Operator you can call me number nine and
If you disconnect me I'll cut off your behind the
Fridge there was a piece of glass Miss Suzy sat
Upon it and broke her big fat ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies the boys were in the bathroom 
Zipping up there files where in the medo the bees are
In there hives Miss Suzy and her boyfriend were kissing
In the D. A. R  K  D. A.  R  K DARK DARK DARK! always
Gets stuck in my head!