Trump Says

Want to impress the cool kids? Donald J. Trump is here to help!

101 samplings of the best of the Donald. Believe it or not, 100 of them are really real. I promise.

How to use this app? Simply press the Donald's face. Fate will decide how to mix and match so you get a personalized message delivered directly to your ears.

This app doesn't require an internet connection, so you can listen and learn from anywhere. Even Mexico or China.

Practice at least five times a day, and you could become the next great orator to run for president.

This is going to be yuuuuuge!!!