Crisis Mortal

Face off in hand-to-hand combat against Catacora, Evaristo, Samuelitio, and El Androide to end the country's crisis.

The crisis has affected thousands of people across the country; this is your chance to get revenge on those responsible.

CATACORA

Face Catacora, a coward who has left the country in total ruin. Fed up with inflation and the lack of gasoline, you are the hero who decides to infiltrate his offices and take down the scoundrel for good.

EVOFILO

Face Evofilo. Fed up with the marches and blockades, you must infiltrate his secret lair to end the tyrant's reign once and for all.

EL K'ENCHA

Face El K'encha, a powerful businessman who controls the minds of the population with his cringeworthy dance videos. Take him down and end his hamburger reign.

THE ANDROID

Fight the android sent from the future to protect Evofilo from prison and bring about Judgment Day. The exterminator won't be easy to defeat, but you can use your weapons to take him down and prevent the end of the world.

LA JAIRA

La Jaira, a lazy woman who seduces men instead of working, luring them to her home. Don't be fooled, avoid the attack of her cursed lips and rid her of the evil for good.

CAPTAIN MADNESS

Fight the madman, a demented cuckold whom no one takes seriously; put an end to his ridiculousness before you too succumb to madness! Hahahaha!

NOTICE

This game is a parody and should not be taken seriously. All characters, names, and events in this game are purely fictional and do not represent the opinions of any person. Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental or for parodic purposes.