Funny Law Jokes

As piadas mais surpreendentes e engraçadas sobre os advogados e advogados que você pode encontrar sempre !!

Funny Law Jokes is an Amazing app that provides you with the funniest jokes on the internet

YOU'LL NEVER REGRET

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If you are or know a lawyer then shame on you! only joking, but probably best not to download these joke if you offend easily.

In our app you'll find :

• Hilarious Law Jokes

• Lawyer Jokes

• Attorneys Jokes

• Judges Jokes

• Courtroom Jokes

• Funny Cases Jokes

• Q&A Jokes

Features :

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset.

*New jokes added weekly

*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

• A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."

• "What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline."

• A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'

'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'

• Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

• Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.

*****Disclaimer*****

Absolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Absolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the Email and we will consider the joke for removal.