Bigfoot Detector Geolocation

Bigfoot Detector Geolocation is capable of ensuring Bigfoot spawns in near you!

Guaranteed and tested to successfully spawn a Bigfoot in over half the eastern seaboard and southern states. You thought the world was weird enough? Soon the people will be grey and green with Bigfoot Sasquatches spawning on every woodland cornershop near a lake.

Please respect Bigfoot when you bump into him at the servo. Chances are he's evolved to tool use and likely swinging makeshift hatchets or harpoon spears.