Roll up, roll up folks, see the amazing faces. We got faces and you want 'em.
Emoticons, Smileys, call them what you will, I call them mind blowing.
I've brought Big Smileys to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map.
You'd have to be a fool to miss out on this once in a life time opportunity to change your emotion into any kind of emotion you want (nearly 12/4*3 emotion(s)).
You sir, yes, you sir with the Android phone. I can tell you're a man you has trouble expressing himself.
Tell me something, why are you stuck trying to use your pesky face to make a face when you could be using your phone to make a face?
That's right, no reason whatsoever. What are you waiting for my good man? Step right up here and just give it a try.
You know what folks? I think... Yep, I'm going to do it: I'm feeling so generous today that I'm going to give you this technology into your hands right now for the low, low price of FREE.
Wait, did he just use questionable grammar and caps lock to give me this application for free? That's right he did.
And if that isn't enough to convince you sir, I'll even give you my personal money back guarantee.
Try not to let that jaw of yours hit the floor by how excited you are sir.
You can use a smiley to show the same surprise and with almost none of the pain you'd get from that jaw to floor impact.
Plus you'll use next to none of your facial muscles.
That's right you'll be astounded and confounded by what you'll find here today. Step right up and see the magic.