Get your hand off my penis! Finally, a soundboard for everyone's drunk gentleman.
Features: 'Are you waiting for my limp penis?' 'A succulent Chinese meal!' and other classics.
A real champion to democracy, this app uses only one cuff. We've now learned this bloke is Paul Dozsa - a chess champ and apparently famous for not paying for his meals. He's dead now, except his fine example of manners and professionalism will live on forever. Well done Sir.
Latest Version
1.2Uploaded by
Justyna Krawczyk
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Android 2.1+
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Flag as inappropriateLast updated on Jan 15, 2016
1.2 Added 'what is the charge? eating a meal?' as per a manifestation of democratic user request, sir. Plus something extra.
1.1 Allowed portrait/landscape, gentlemen!
1.0 initial release, sir.