Wait! Wait! This is different. This is a new experience that is going to open your eyes and blow your mind. You will see this game in your near-death experience and count it as your life achievement. Some of our testers said their life get reborn after a try. They ask all their friends and families, “why aren’t we funding this”, but they can’t because this game is already free. It’s a revolution. And revolutions are legion. Revolutions don’t forgive. Revolutions don’t forget. EXPECT US *cough* *cough*
In this game, you will play the goal. Don’t read it wrong. You are not the goalkeeper. YOU ARE THE GOAL.
Move your goal by dragging horizontally and dodge the shootings as long as possible.
*A moveable goal
*More than one footballs at the same time
*cheap plastic football player
*annoying audience noise
*fanzy game developers
This is the future. And the future is welcoming you.