Several scientists from somewhere in NGC 4414 are currently studying the inhabitants of a relatively harmless little blue planet on one of the outer arms of the Milky Way Galaxy for the purpose of ascertaining whether the human race has any chance of being awarded the prestigious galactic prize; Milky Way Centennial Award for High Intellectual Achievement by a Species. It's not looking good. This app contains some of the observations they have made.
Warning: This app contains material that is blasphemous, subversive, and of a generally objectionable nature and should not be read by anyone.
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