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Tele Goat

1.0 for Android

The description of Tele Goat

Google's brand-new Android 4.2 operating system contains a super-secret functionality that can check, in real-time, whether you are a normal human, or whether you are a goat. According to Google, those goats (and you might be one of them) are able to teleport!

Check for yourself:

This app allows you to find out the truth. Are you a goat? Will you be able to cultivate your unknown teleportation powers and zip around in milliseconds where others take hours to get to? Or are you a mere human being, unable to exploit teleportation for the rest of your sad life?

Download, hit the button, and find out for yourself.

Unfortunately, as Googles new, near-magic functionality is only available with Android 4.2, you need a phone with that latest OS to run this app. Nobody said it would be easy to learn to teleport.

[Yes, this is a pointless app. But the API that checks for the User being a goat is real, and the explanation about goats being able to teleport as well. And with Google knowing what only Google knows, maybe there's a race of goatish super heroes out there. And maybe you are one of them. Who knows?]
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  • V1.0 151.2 KB APK

    Tele Goat


    Tele Goat 1.0 (1)

    Update on: 2015-08-06

    Requires Android: Android 4.2+ (Jelly Bean MR1, API 17)

    Signature: 7ea0a81facde7eb327693b55e28527347f9ae6db Tele Goat 1.0(1) safe verified

    Screen DPI: 120-320dpi

    Architecture: universal

    File SHA1: 5e7f049c314bdf2123b123b6950fa1b1db5c7755

    File Size: 151.2 KB


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