Oh no! Your boss has yet again proven to be an incompetent buffoon. Filled with rage you turn to your desk ready to flip it right into your boss's face. But you can't afford to be out of a job right now. So now you're here. You've found the answer. Table Flipping Simulator. Flip Tables to your heart's content.
Are you a school teacher facing today's generation? We've finally found the solution to your hourly desire to flip your desk at those pesky teenagers who always seem to know everything about everything they know nothing about. Table Flipping Simulator. When you can't stand the "YOLO!"-ing anymore, this is your answer.
Points? Gold? What is this nonsense?! It's nonsense, that what it is! That's why in TFS, gold is just a meaningless way for TFS to seem like every other game people play right now. It never runs out and you cannot buy more of it. It just is and is not. But mostly is.