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*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"NEWSFLASH: BT to cut 15,000 posts over the next year
......How will all the wires stay up? "
"Paddy thought he'd struck gold with his new metal detector.
It wasn't until he'd dug a 60ft-deep hole that he realised that he was wearing steel-toe boots. "
"I ordered a pizza the other day. They told me that if they didn't deliver it within half an hour, it's free!
So I hung up without giving them my address."
"A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
The coffin stops"
"Got in a taxi the other night and said, "King George's Close."
The driver replied, "don't worry, I'll lose the f****r!" "
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Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.