They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and
Work like"Shanta Bai..."
Females' criteria for life partner.... They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.
**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?