Slap Simulator PRO

Slap your favorite villains!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to slap Hitler? Well neither have we, so that’s why we created an app to satisfy a need you didn’t know you had! That’s right, folks! Congratulations, get satisfied.

Anyway, to the point. This game is an entertaining simulator intended to promote mental wellbeing, and bring awareness to the many dangers of head injuries. When you launch the game, you will be confronted by a simple but elegant user interface that you (the user) will use to communicate with the interface (the interface). This app will help you relieve the stress of modern day life, and will help make mundane tasks like explaining why you skipped work for the 3rd time in a row more interesting by adding a little bit of humor with a head injury on the side.

If you would like to try the free version of the app before you buy the paid one, feel free to check that one out too. Please note, however, that the free version contains only one person to slap, unlike the full version, which contains many more people to satisfy your need to slap Hitler.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us at our totally-not-business email: swiftwater@fastmail.com