Loser Simulator

A satirical, nihilistic text adventure about depression.

« Loser Simulator is a satirical, nihilistic click adventure about decision-making and depression. Every action in the game affects your health, happiness, or bank account. The longer you play the game, the harder it becomes - until you die... »

• Slave away in your day to day job, and rise amongst the ranks of corporate

• Pursue an education to foster relationships and get a degree

• Complete day to day tasks to improve your physical and mental health

• Seek out a partner, go on dates, buy a mansion, and start a family

• Trade stocks via a virtual Wall Street exchange, and escape taxes

• Eventually, get rich enough to win the game

« You can go on luxurious vacations filled with kidnapping bandits, grow influence within your company, start a family, or just survive paycheck to paycheck. How long will you survive? »

Type: Strategy, Simulation, Text Adventure, Tycoon, Finances