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⚡ Thousands of funny jokes in many categories ⚡ Share jokes with your family and friends using SMS, Email, Facebook, etc ⚡ NO internet connection required! ⚡ Easy to use interface design
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. “What are you doing” he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover “See, I told you he was stupid.”