Whack A Sterling

Whack-a-Sterling! It’s Whack-a-Mole with the moles being wealthy ignorant racist

Mole = a small burrowing insectivorous mammal with dark velvety fur, a long muzzle, and very small eyes.

Whack-a-Sterling! It’s Whack-a-Mole, only instead of whacking a small burrowing herbivore, it’s a larger, wealthier, less tolerant type of mammal you are whacking: the Donald Sterling, of phylum Racista.

The setting: Staples Center, Los Angeles. The game: Whack-a-Sterling.

In Whack-a-Sterling, the object is simple: Every time a Donald Sterling head pops up on the screen, tap it. Not only will you have tapped him more than his wife ever did, but you’ll score 10 points.

Black Donald Sterling heads? Worth 30 points. Ironic, we know.

If you miss a head, you lose a life. After three misses, you lose. And no, you can’t go hide in your Beverly Hills mansion hoping no one notices you screwed up. No lawsuits either.

The winner gets to keep their photos with Magic Johnson and Matt Kemp up on Instagram*

Happy whacking!

*assuming you are Donald Sterling’s girlfriend