A parody of that #1 hit game! (You know the one...)
> Tap to fart!
> Dodge those pesky plungers and Spiky Poop!
> Race to the top of the leaderboards against your friends!
> Track how many times you've farted with the high-tech FART TRACKER 9000!
> Collect the ultimate Toilet Paper for the ultimate power up!
> Be all that you can be!
> Never give up!