Here’s how we know this app has the best entertainment out there: First, people all over the (eBaum’s) World upload excellent content, then eBaum’s staff finds the cream of that crop, then millions and millions of viewers pick the cherries off the cream, then we go back and harvest just the best cherries that don’t have annoying stems or whatever! That’s how great this app is! Nobody’s even invented a good metaphor for all the layers of quality-assurance we use!
Here’s what you can expect from our app:
-The very best, new, funny images and videos of the day, everyday.
-Sleek, smooth, aerodynamic, design/layout
It’s a totally different way to experience our site. You’re like Magellan discovering a brand new continent of eBaum’s World, and all you gotta do now is cruise across that baby. So download the app to shift your diamond-encrusted skull gear shifter directly into AWESOME and leave a trail of satisfied babes behind you on this new frontier of LIFE.
We’re so confident in this app that if you don’t like it, we GUARANTEE you’re wrong.
We love you.
Also, we are eBaumsWorld a.k.a eBaums a.k.a Dr. eBaum.